I swear I did not choose my username

Moving to a livejournal account I can admit owning

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:45:19 GMT

I will try and post on Livejournal, but in the interest of making it available to people who don't know me as japanesporntim, I have opened an account quantumdoughnut, which I will try and post in! honest!

No, still not actually him.

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:08:53 GMT

Well, according to recent reports (ok 'phonecall' if you must) Tim has actually recieved the email pointing him to this journal, and may get around to claiming it at some point. (Note, the fact that I'm posting this suggests that he has yet to change the password so:
a) Don't hold your breathes.
and
b) Time to mess with his stuff! bwhahahaha!)

Anyhoo. In the interests of keeping the account warm, and luring him here with LJ goodness, I bring you.

Germany's answer to Real Doll. Mmmm. Aircraft engineer tastic

How can he resist?

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:58:57 GMT

I have been set up by cpt_buggernuts in the hope that sending him a set up account and telling him to get his arse over here will finally convince Japanese Porn Tim taht Live Journal is the future.